charisma, quick wit, and charm

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freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bough 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

good life choices

Some might be laughing at him now, but when the apocalypse goes down and they run out of Sun Drop, he’ll be the one laughing it up. Holed up in his housing, sitting on his mountain of 2 liter bottles. Like a king. 

I think it’s safe to say he is the Sun Drop King

dang

give me some of that i fucking love sun drop

is it a lemon-lime soda if so i’m all up on

(via eddplant)