January 2012
Mom: Stop eating, save some for everyone else.
Me: I'm going to eat until I explode.
December 2011
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heloiseagrippina replied to your post: Spending New Years Eve inside my own head
And on Tumblr with the cool kids. ;D
Definitely makes me feel better that I’m not the only one :)
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classyismymiddlename replied to your post: Spending New Years Eve inside my own head
GO OUT
You wouldn’t want to go out by yourself either!
Spending New Years Eve inside my own head
Ho hum
inasolitarystyle:
you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
Brilliant idea while riding today
I want to do pairs eventing. Like, all three phases. Pairs dressage would just be like a mini-drill team, in lessons over the summer we did pairs cross country, and I’ve jumped in pairs since I was like 12 years old. How cool would that be?!
I rode bareback today (with my newww pad!) with Maria and Summer, and Summer and Ollie just get along so well. They don’t really look anything...
Jumped Ollie yesterday and he was fantastic… took him out to our sand ring where all the jumps are set 3’3”-4’ except for the warmup jump, and we literally only had one screw up, but there was an excuse! It was like 4:00 and I didn’t realize until I turned to the triple bar that the sun was directly in line with the fence… we had like three strides to go and I...
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always hurt with e and the...
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tumblr: we highly recommend that you uninstall missing e because it could potentially cause serious damage to-
me: gonna keep using it lol
tumblr: yes but it could compromise your-
me: gonna
tumblr: -privacy and-
me: keep
tumblr: -seriously harm-
me: using
tumblr: -the entire tumblr-
me: it
tumlbr: -system
me: lol
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But why are my feet so sweaty right now
When someone does hard equations without a...
yourhomeworkcanwait:
consecratio:
if it wasnt for urban dictionary, i wouldnt know half of what you guys are taking about
How teens and adults text
why-yew-so-ugly:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
truth
My 27 year old barn friend texts worse than my 12 year old barn friend…...
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Watch
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.
I never got that message about Missing e
I feel so left out…
vondell-swain:
I really want a jeopardy clue to be “baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more” and then the contestants have to say “what is love?”
what is love has been out for like 30 years I hope that has happened at some point
also I want a clue to be “the writing end of a pencil” and then the contestants have to say “what is the point?”
tyleroakley:
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
Seriously.
Deplorable.
Snowwwww
It’s about time.
Hope it sticks.
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