today when I was riding my horse, I saw another horse in a nearby pasture and I’m like “oh my god!!! look!! it’s a horse!!!”
I get excited about seeing horses
while on a horse
and that’s basically all you need to know about me
BOB’S BURGERS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO DO A BRONY EPISODE HOLY FUCKING SHIT
"I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess"
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)
my heart is absolutely breaking for my best friend.
this is more than 21 year olds should have to go through.
Leave your apartment looking terrible. Walk to the deli and see your usual deli guy’s eyes start to widen at your disheveled appearance. This would’ve horrified you yesterday but today it makes you smile. You’ve decided that everything that made you worry will now make you smile.
Walk with better posture. Order two helpings of dessert. Ask someone to take you to a doctor’s appointment and refuse to feel guilty about it. You would do the same for them so why should you feel like you’re putting anyone out? Stand by your opinion that The Shins are a good band even when you’re friends give you hell over it. This is thrilling. Openly loving The Shins has never felt so liberating.
Tell your father he’s a jerk because he is. Tell your mother that you love her because you do. Don’t tell anyone that you love them if it’s not true, if they don’t deserve it. It’s a privilege to be loved by you. Your emotional slutty days are effectively over."
How To Stop Caring So Much (via honeysucculents)
do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u
I WILL REBLOG THIS TIL MY FINGERS BLEED
FOR EVERYONE WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT HAVING THICK THIGHS BECAUSE OF RIDING
YOUR THIGHS ARE MAJESTIC AS FUCK
YOU USE THEM TO BALANCE YOURSELF WHILE ON TOP OF A THOUSAND POUND ANIMAL OF COURSE THEY’RE GOING TO BE BIG
SOME PEOPLE CANT CONTROL A FUCKING DOG BUT YOU CAN CONTROL THIS HUGE IDIOTIC ANIMAL WITH BATSHIT CRAZY INSTINCTS
LOVE YOUR THUNDER THIGHS
Isn’t this that daft punk song
work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge
like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
My Weather Kitty app has an orange kitten as the background right now and it breaks my heart.
Whenever I see an orange cat, really. I miss my Scruffles ):