- every single time i write sins not tragedies starts playing: haha, ohhhh this song. man oh i shouldnt sing it this time i havent heard it in so long. naahh not gonna do it. i dont even remember how it- OH, WELL IMAGINE, AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR
I’m so happy with my horse
He’s just such a dude now, turnout has been soooo good for his brain. He is top of his field but still walks right up to me as soon as he sees me. I can lead him in with just one hand on the end of the lead rope, no chain anymore. He doesn’t get excited or riled up, he just ambles around and tries to snack. A child could lead him, and hopefully my parents will be able to soon (they know nothing about horses but I want them to learn to groom him while I’m gone). He’s incredibly lovey and just HAPPY.
He’s gotten REALLY REALLY good at trotting in-hand, too. I usually jog him back out to his field so I can see him trot down the path. He starts off a little sticky and stiff but looks 100% after a few seconds. Honestly, as long as he isn’t broken-leg lame, I don’t care anymore. As long as he’s not ouchy, I’m ok with it.
He gets about a billion treats every time I see him, and today both my parents came with me and brought him two sliced up apples. They brought our dog, too, which was pretty funny because Ollie liked him but he did not like Ollie. Benji (the dog) is a 100lb Golden Retriever but he’s tiny compared to my monster of a horse. Benji got nervous every time Ollie would sniff him, and it usually ended with Benji running away. It was nice to watch them interact.
I go back to college tomorrow. It’s going to suck to only be able to see him once a week.
What’s it like to work alongside so many other women of color?
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
Deleted scene from The Fault in Our Stars
THIS SHOULVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE
- me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
- cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
- me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
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